" I may not have been the best mam but I always gave you a good Christmas" "eh our Robert scott " "mark bobby Byron gav joe I mean lewis"(never did your name first time) "I don't like that word"(there was a short list ) "any thing but M I high" (didn't understand why they talked into pencils "no he wasn't " (when ever we wound her up about Michael Jackson)she was a massive fan "I know how you feel now " (when Boro fc lost a cup final to Leicester) "GET IN" (when boro fc actually won there only trophy)in tears of joy it was the same when murray won Wimbledon "I cant believe you just left me "(the day after we watched the England Germany Semi in 1996 I got up and went home and she sat and cried) " I seen him play" (when ever I talked about George Best) "saw sage" (how she pronounced sausage we say SOS IJ)